Heidi Montag Is Living The Dream!
Heidi Montag, delusion's favorite spokesperson, said that she truly believes her album Superficial is destined to become the next Thriller. According to Wikipedia, Thriller has sold an estimated 65-100 million copies worldwide. Well, Heidi only has only 64,999,342 copies to go before she touches Michael Jackson's pinky toe, because UsWeekly says her album was downloaded only 658 times in one week.

For some of you this, little info is your own Shiba Inu webcam. It will turn your bitc*face into a smiley face for the rest of the day. Bit*h really is taking us HIGHER.

Heidi claims that she went flat broke putting her album together, because she spent almost $2 million of her own money on it. Heidi went on to queef, "The songs will make an impact in pop history." Nielsen Soundscan reports that these historically important songs have been downloaded 6,000 times collectively.

The thing is, you know 657 of those downloads came from Spencer. The other download was made by the US military who uses it as a tool of torture.

Heidi Montag has separated from husband Spencer Pratt, TMZ has learned

Heidi's rep tells TMZ, "Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career."

We're told Heidi -- pictured here in Malibu last Friday -- is looking for a new place to live ... in Malibu.

As TMZ first reported, Heidi and Spencer called the police on Heidi's mom a few weeks back ... so there's been plenty of turmoil.

A source close to Heidi and Spencer tells TMZ the tension in the relationship has been building for a while now ... "It wasn't just a sudden thing."
Heidi Montag might still have one functioning brain cell left in her head that hasn't been completely shaven down by her plastic surgeon because it was too fat (but probably not). Or this is just Spencer Pratt's attempt at trying to kick Gary Coleman off the cover of People Magazine next week. Whatever the case may be, TMZ says that Heidi has galloped away from Spencer Pratt and is looking for a new place to live. That means Spencer can stick his crystals up his as* in peace now.
Now it makes sense ... On Tuesday, Heidi tweeted, "I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."